I saw this posted on a friend's Facebook page today. I liked it and wanted to post it for others to read:
PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER
1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember his name and where he lives.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
I'm just sayin',