a Sweet Life Saga

Hi Miley, I'm Margo, your tour guide liaison.  I'm sorry I won't be able to travel with you to the gutter, but have arranged for two others to escort you.  I feel they are more qualified and have a much better understanding of how these things work.  First, I would like to introduce you to Madonna. She once held a coveted spot on the pop icon ladder, but has been off the top rung for so long not many people are interested in what she does anymore.  She tried to make a comeback but her showing was very poor and it was sad to watch, so the general public decided to turn their backs and let her atrophy in peace. The other person I would like for you to meet is Britney.  She used to have a promising career...well not really, but SHE thought she did and so did alot of 12 year old girls and 45 year old men; they now know differently. If at all possible, please try not to touch Madonna or Britney, as what they have might rub off.  Oh wait, sorry, I see you alrea...

Everyone needs a face-lift occasionally.  I decided my website and blog needed a new look, so I gave them one.  I just wish giving my face a new look was this easy.  Anyway, check it out!  While you are at it, check out the link below to one of my favorite dances, the Cha Cha Slide !!  Have a wonderful Saturday!!! I'm just sayin', --Margo

So.  So, here we are.  Almost halfway through the year 2010.  A year when, back in 1950, it was predicted that we would be traveling around in hover crafts...the new vehicle of the new century and living lifestyles similar to The Jetsons .  Are you enjoying your personal hover craft?  I know I LOVE mine!  :-)  I also enjoy walking up to my home, having it call me by name, opening the door for me and welcoming me home from work with the smell of something magnificent baking in the oven!  Wasn't that supposed to be happening by now also?  Right!  The only welcome I get is a door flying open, a teenager screaming "what's for dinner" and the smell of wet dog.  I suppose Bill Gates has been so busy producing Microsoft Office 2010 that he hasn't had a chance to work on Microsoft Home 2000.  Bill, call me.  I'll tell you what features should be included in that program, like automatic back rub, make-u...

If you have ever watched Saturday Night Live, then you are quite familiar with Celebrity Jeopardy.  I LOVE Celebrity Jeopardy, probably moreso than the Spartan Cheerleaders! Below are links to two of the funniest episodes I've seen in a long time.  (Sorry you will have to muddle through the commercial at the beginning of each one). Episode 1 Episode 2 I'm just sayin', --Margo

Will someone please explain to me why it is such a big deal that Vanessa Hudgens knew how to use a pair of scissors???  Is knowing how to   use a pair of scissors to  alter your own clothing that much of a phenomenon in Hollywood??    Heck, we regular everyday people have been doing that for ages!!  I learned how to use scissors in kindergarten and by 2nd grade, was altering my clothing with said scissors.  No one came to interview me about my fashion sense nor did they dub me a fashion-savvy starlet.  The only thing I received for my efforts was a spanking!! I'm just sayin', --Margo

I need a new look.  I’ve sported this same hairstyle and makeup routine for close to 10 years.  If you saw me 10 years ago and didn’t see me again until today, you wouldn't notice anything different about me….well, maybe the 15 added pounds.  Okay, it is really more like 20 pounds, but what is 5 pounds…more or less??!! This past weekend, I spent much needed time at a day spa , utilizing a wonderful gift certificate I received for Mother’s Day .  Spending time at a day spa is a double-edged sword.  While I love the services I receive at the spa AND the fact the staff will pour you into your car when it is time to go home, I always feel horrible when I leave because I become more painfully aware of the many things about my appearance that I want to change.  The day spa staff are more than willing to help me change the things I want changed as long as I have the cash to pay for said changes.  I don’t have the cash; therefore, I cannot...