Good pirates (very good looking and a little smelly, which can be tolerated somewhat because of their looks)
Bad pirates (not good looking and very smelly, which is NEVER tolerated -- if you are unattractive and stinky, then you definitely have a problem)
Got it.....get it.......GOOD! Just want to make sure everyone knows the difference.
This is part 1 of my pirate rant. With today being April 15th, I bet you thought it would be on something funny........like taxes....
I'm just sayin',