My Big Redneck Wedding....

We are not big fans of TV shows....especially when you don't count anything that comes on the Hallmark Channel, Food Network, HGTV and episodes of How I Met Your Mother. However, we do have one horrible TV vice...My Big Redneck Wedding. I know you are asking yourself how can two normal, classy, sophisticated, intelligent people watch such an absurd show. But we can't help ourselves. We are drawn to this show like a moth to a flame. The outrageous lifestyles keep us on the edge of our seats the entire time. We dare not miss one minute of the show lest we miss something that will keep us entertained the entire week.

Friday night was the season premiere. We missed it. Fortunately, we were able to watch the replay of the season premiere tonight on CMT. The redneck wedding showcased was between Jessica and Justin in Deatsville, Alabama. Justin's words had to be subtitled as no one could understand anything he said. Justin explained that Jessica's parents didn't like him very much but since he "knocked her up" they were stuck with him. I love the romantic notions displayed on the show.

Tom Arnold hosts the show. We have never been able to determine whether we like the show because of the content or because we enjoy watching Tom Arnold speak while intoxicated. Either way, it is one of the little sick moments we enjoy. We think you might enjoy it also. Check it out: Justin and Jessica Get Married!

I'm just sayin',

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